windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
I went to his work to give him some blankets and ended up blowing him in the bathroom. See what happens when you don't come over?
Just learned the hard way that dicks can bruise the back of your throat to the extent that you cant eat. You're dead to me.
Drunk. The frashmen love me. Give them. Toilrt paper. And shiots
What do you mean how did you end up there? You told him he had a face you'd like to ride, that's a deal sealer in any language.
Do you ever feel like a plastic bag?!
I'm imaging you naked, covered in butter. And I gotta say, I'm not impressed.
I just ASL-ed someone for the first time since 2002.
Vodka tonic time....wish me luck!
Go for it my man. I'm saving my shit show night for tomorrow. Gonna make it a big one just to let the entire bar know why I'm single
I forgot about snapchatting a pic of us, but I remember flossing with your hair.
drinks after work?
that question mark offends me.
Is there an "I fucked your brother" emoji?
I don't need romance, I need cheese sticks
So I came to the conclusion that who ever pour my ever clear out saved my life
We kicked down a door together last night, pretty sure that qualifies us as best friends.
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