We are walking down to the lake and then i dont know. Where did you sleep?
Places.
Plural? Please tell.
i just fell asleep at my computer and i woke up and in the google bar it said delicious foods to eat
Sorry if I ruined your sex last night with my constant text updates about the plot of Bolt.
It tastes like I coughed up blood....hello liver damage, I've been expecting you.
I'm either watching Fifth Element or Hotel Rwanda. There's black people and white people and high life tall boy 18 packs are $11.99 so I could be watching my own hand. I have no idea.
So, I found out he was eating a jolly rancher while eating me out.. Hence the yeast infection.
happy find a boyfriend by next Valentines Day. Its like a new years resolution but depressing
I've got mace and a condom. Ready to roll either way and keeping my pimp hand strong.
It was disgusting, and I would've rather licked the condensation off the windows instead, but I figured that's wasn't very ladylike
Wear whatever you want, I'm wearing ass-less chaps and a sombrero
"what's it like being a dancer turned stoner" well, i can change the netflix using my feet mid bongrip, so there's that.
Never in my life have I been so excited to nap as I am right now.
I had mediocre parking lot sex last night so the night wasn't a complete bust.
A black cat walked my drunken ass home last night and made sure I made it back into the apartment safe. Sat with me for 30 minutes as I struggled to unlock the door. Guardian angel or drunken hallucinations?
No. It's going to be "I'm mad that it took you so long to get over here" angry sex.
Randomize
