I puked in a mailbox on the way back from your house.
that was probably me. ive bitten a lot of people.
Her face is stuck to the frozen jager bottle. I think shes ok with it
Just did ten shots in 8.34 minutes........ Slowly getting over the loss
How am I supposed to be friends with him when there's an exact replica of his dick in my underwear drawer?
Either I'm too drunk or she gave me a hand job to the rhythm of jingle bells.
The multiple male orgasm is a real thing. I've seen it. I've caused it. I called him a unicorn.
I lost my bra, he lost his virginity. Seems like a fair trade off.
Anyway, all that to say that tiny penises are a hassle.
Not only do I have a well-defined bite mark on my arm, but I also have a perfectly clear bruise of a handprint wrapped around my arm like a tribal tattoo. Thoughts on how that happened?
I'm covered in glow paint and shame. I'm never leaving this country
He's a douche. But I like the way he chokes me.
sober me doesnt really want him anymore, but when drunk me takes over, she might want him, and god only knows the shit that might happen with drunk me.
Want a bet? I'm a kinky and determined motherfucker with a libido that is not easily stopped
Yeah. Broke it off. Saw her cheating after she forgot to turn her zoom off. Ring=$$$. Not making that mistake-priceless
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