If I go to jail what happens to my debt?
You dont have to pay it.
I'm going to jail.
forgot a fork. i am eating fettucini alfredo with a comb that i rinsed off the the bathroom sink. eating alone in my car. life doesn't get any sadder than this
I truly don't know anything about sober relationships. Normally I would just drunkenly yell "sex?" in a guy's face. What do I do now? Be like, sooo uhhh, wanna do it? Awkward, and even worse, I will remember clearly just how awkward it was.
Yes, that was me on the jumbo tron. No, i don't know why i was hiding.
I'm doing it for my vagina. You should understand that
She said my dick tasted like a junior mint. Ive decided im using this soap the rest of my life
its coolsest when we hear the beat in our water bottles. and the likghts are in his eyes now. oh holland
I'm going to shower the piss off me now. I feel like I was in an R. Kelly dream.
ill give you food and tequilla and penis and joy
sometimes u just have to say fuck it and help a straight sixteen year old break into her uncles gay bar.
I'm gonna give the beer pong table a viking pyre funeral at the bon fire.
I wore heels to a golf store in hopes of getting laid. I've hit a new all time low.
Is it just me or did we have a heart to heart talk while you were naked last night?
totally just bought a bottle of gin with nothing but change
don't ever let anyone tell you that youre not 100% class
That would involve putting on clothes and I don't think I can face that right now.
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