How did you manage that?
Told her it wasn't GENITAL herpes... just ORAL herpes... on my penis
lol... jersey girls rock
I tried ok? my penis just doesnt like her as much as my mother does
12 garbage cans filled with water, a beer can floating in every garbage can, 20 ft. apart and you shoot with dodge balls..and thats only how the night began
Being a slut is okay if you're being a polite slut, right?
Was the mom I hooked up with decently attractive I feel like her two friends were hotter
All I heard was "I swear it'll be funny" and then we were in jail.
The moment that kid turns 18, I will have his sperm for all three meals.
Oh God. You're going to jail
Gosh, I don't even have that. Let alone someone to tie me up and whip me with Twizzlers.
I ripped my favorite jeans crossing that fence
That sucks
It's an upgrade! I didn;t even have to unzip my pants to pee!
Duuuude someone spilled hot sauce all over the floor and trailing outside wtf
OH GOD IT'S BLOOD. THIS IS ALOT OF BLOOD.
Did you know that chef boy-ar-dee was a real person? I watched a show about him. the history of the ravioli is more scandalous than you would think.
Yeah that stuff was rough. We insisted on wearing our bikinis all down college ave, and at several parties that were not beach themed
Well, why would you bring gelado into a strip club?
I used to shoot steroids in my ass but for a totally different reason
you were peeing in her backyard and some dude came outside and looked at you and was like "thats not a pee spot" and you said "well it is now" then i joined you. Forever poppin squats <3
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