Im going to bring a boy home tonight, and not tell him that I have my period. So when he tries to fuck me, I say no, and look really classy. Then he thinks I'm marriage material. So I give him head.
I just accidently tagged myself in the picture of the 16 year olds spreading their legs in bikinis. Failure.
theyre doing shots to celebrate her boob jobs anniversary.
Some milfs here doing some blow
Dad?
I made a mac n' cheesicle. Better in my head than in real life. Gonna keep smoking to see if it gets better.
I just sneezed alcohol in a candle and started a fire.
I seriously dont think i have ever ridden a horse sober.
I heard from anne today. She has a broken collarbone and is knocked up. Apparently florida is awesome
I think I may have appendicitis, but the house is like two blocks from the hospital so I'm just gonna go and drink anyway.
Referring to yourself in third person during sex is apparently an instant turn off
Yeah. I couldn't figure out why my toes hurt. Apparently, the guy I was dancing with, kept running them over with his wheelchair.
My mom has had 5 shots of fireball today and she's still functioning normally... She's just extra polite.
Blow jobs in the hobby lobby parking lot, oh lawd there gonna pray for me when they review those tapes ...
Haha never eat brownies from a guy with batman pajamas
Just broke into the basement of my house via my american red cross blood donor card. I officially save lives
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