New drinking game: drink every time the guy whose room we are in is creepy
enjoy the hospital
Living right is spending a lot of time in someone's ass
i just discovered a movie that charlize theron is a sex addict. i think my prayers have been answered
I've never watched DWTS before, but this show's got Pamela Anderson, Erin Andrews and Brooke Burke: 3 of my top 10 all time most masturbated to women.
I don't care how hungover you are were not listening to enya
okay, certainly we can't screw this up, and even as I type, I know we will
you kept telling her you'd make a great step-dad while cuddling her and rubbing her back...
Well there's nothing more unattractive them a naked, soft man crying
Oh good your over him
apparently i walked around all last night forcing people to beer bong whatever drink was in their hand. so far this morning ive had three people refer to me as beer bong man
Drinking loves me for WHO I am
We fucked through the entire Destiny's Child album, it was a beautiful thing.
how do you ask an olympian for your underwear back?
Literally just had a girl put her street name into my phone. Yeah.
I last recall trying to play piano and asking justin for drugs. I would like to think I then gracefully laid down on the couch and shut my eyes like a sleeping kitten.
He went down on me while i ate a whole 7/11 pizza. New level unlocked
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