No, asshole. I'm not gay. But if I was I think I would do better than fucking Nick Lachey.
yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
I wish they made sweatshirts for legs
you mean pants?
I woke up covered in BBQ sauce. My hand had "you win" written on it. Do I celebrate?
omg. why did you never tell me how amazing shitting and smoking is?
i thought this knowledge was automatically promulgated at the age of eighteen?
All I remember was the chick screaming "don't hookup with him! His dick's the size of a cucumber"
I'm out of vodka and money. My semester is officially over. The way I see it, my finals are just forms I need to fill out in order to leave campus.
The last thing I remember is ordering two Martinis while yelling 'CAN YOU PUT THAT IN ONE GLASS?'
no one was sober enough to set up jenga so we just threw the pieces at the last person to drink
The trashcan full of everclear punch caught on fire...you should probably come home now.
She's currently doing somersaults across the kitchen floor without underwear on. We may not make it to the bar.
I'm 99% sure the Indians were high for thanksgiving and we should respect that by getting high too
I don't care how hot he is. I will not strip for him to country music.
I'm storing dick pics, so basically if I'm still single after residency...ur gonna get bombarded. It's gonna be a blizzard of dicks.
Feel free to keep your blizzard of dicks to yourself.
Let me get this straight. You stopped mid foreplay to shave your legs?
Um yeah. I wasn't about to shave them if nothing was happening. And I have HBO. It's not like he's the victim here.
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