you never know, standards drop, they turn gay, shit happens.
Pretty sure I just has te same conversation as you. He suggested I get, sell, and fuck the hoes, and once all was said and done, that I should refer afforementioned hoes to him, to perform felatio.
Is there anything medically wrong with drinking beer from a vagina?
How did the beer even get there in the first place?
That's not what's important right now
Just saw a motorized bathtub. I think this college thing is gonna work out.
i understand you have values and thats awesome, all i want to help you do is forget about them breifly
fun fact: in my eskimo family tree i am the only brunette
I keep telling myself that if Britney can make it through 2007, I can make it through this date.
Do you think he feels stupid trying to bang girls with his small penis? I'd be embarrassed.
he told me he could still feel the blowjob i gave him last year
wow. THAT good huh
Seriously, webMD this shit for me, I cant move and I dont wanna die until I have something worth fighting over in my will
When and where the fuck did we get a beach ball??
So if I run into you on the street, I'm supposed to just stop drop and suck your dick?
Drunk me left sober me a shower beer in expectation of Hurricane Harvey. Drunk me is the best.
Thanks for fucking the skin off my dick
It was a joint effort between my vagina my feet and your hand you can't just blame that all on me
Got baked and laid and ate baked lays when I laid down while baking the brownies I I’m Superman
You’re still high, aren’t you?
Oh yeah
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