It doesn't matter if they shave you or not, you're still susceptible to the staph infection.
There is an asian family here, I heard the mom call her son onyong
Sign #1 this conference will suck: Ice breaker question, how many proud virgins do we have in the room, overwhelming response. Looks like I'm not getting laid this weekend.
I wish alcohol would automatically work as birth control if you have sex drunk.
That was the scariest sex i've ever heard....
It was the best sex i've ever had.
I just woke up at my desk with "To Whommmmmmmmm" typed on a letter. I have no memory of waking up, getting dressed or driving in.
All I remember is saying that "fire will make it all better"
no i had to finish in the bathroom to a pic of her mom in a bikini.
Well on a lighter note, I had sex in a food truck.
Professor just informed us that she can't come to class today because her daughter broke her glasses and she can not see where she is going. Am I still drunk from this weekend?
Whatever dude, just dont tell her your first impression was she looked like your cousin. no judgement here. just sayin.
someone cut his neck open pretty bad with a broken beer bottle. We were so close to his house that we carried him home, but when we got there he casually laid on his bed and said he was just gonna sleep it off. WHO DOES THAT
.As long as you're some how patriotic with your sexual escapades, I can support it.
I just had some kinky fun in the back seat of my car behind a Ralph's in south county. How's your thanksgiving eve?
All I've done today is nap, eat candy and get off from my vibrator. I didn't know it was possible to be THIS single.
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