Yo I'm just eating dinner now. U ready to go out?
Ya ya. Where you eating?
Cereal and beer. U kno u want in.
Guys are so much hotter at OU. Come my mating season, I am flying south like the geese in the wintertime.
The lack of pants and amount of productivity in my life right now is amazing.
America approved of our night. A bald eagle flew over us at 7am
porn star boner night. come get it.
Update: I just puked into a sock. It was the only thing available at the time. Why I happened to be holding a sock, we may never know.
Last I saw him was around 10 this morning. He was passed out on the porch with his head under the barbeque cover and there were cups of orange juice around him as well as loose tobacco spread everywhere. Good luck getting a hold of him.
He's socially awkward. He has a big dick. We've had this talk before, they're socially awkward because they don't leave the house they just sit home and play with it.
You are the only person I have ever seen offer your other drink to the bouncer on two fors night
Bouncers are people too...giant angry people
We should totally stay in at new years, have sex and try to time orgasm to the countdown
Getting drunk in an Applebee's pray for me
Lord god protect this child
Nana saw my nipple rings & made me watch Joel Osteen all morning
When we get drunk one of us ends up running off and fucking someone in an inappropriate place, like the roof of the restaurant, or Greece, while the other convinces people not to worry and not to go looking. That good sir is a real mother fucking friendship.
Thats what I'm talking about
Hello! Time means nothing. Good morning! I have a vague idea of what day it is.
It is Muednethiday, March 34th, in the Year of Our Lord Joe Exotic 3099.
Long story short wrist restraints, Apple Watch and cumming all don’t mix
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