They have to be talking about me. I never heard that statement until I was born.
She's holding my hand. I'm going to kill myself.
I want to fuck you on the side of the bed tonight.
babe, don't say it like that!
I'm sorry, I want to penetrate you on the edge of our sleeping quarters this evening.
I mean. If you don't have time I understand, but my dick doesn't.
I can't. He's too cute and my tongue is too long.
Does Vicodin go better with white or red wine?
He yelled "juice on the loose", yes i am sure i need plan b
I did shrooms last night. My drug checklist is complete, I can finally graduate.
He put crushed up bacon in the joint and now we're listening to the Matilda soundtrack I have no idea what's going on
This ER has an aquarium in it!!!
there is a guy passed out on top of me and i don't know what to do. help if you're awake? was anyone anyone expecting someone? maybe he found the wrong room?
Great. I will show up in your office wearing only oven mitts later today.
Tell me how you feel about belly buttons
Can't we just go back to fucking and having your boyfriend think you're completely straight?
A bitchslap is in order.
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