Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
i was so high last night while i was driving i felt like i was riding a bike with no pedals
I like that most of our conversations somehow end in us having sex for the good of our country
Im drinking a large pickle jar full of Emergency, water and left over pickle juice and I dont care.
of all the people in our graduating class, this is exactly who would get pregnant.
Im still alive. Just can't talk. Or move. No need to worry
Look if you're not going to be mine and take care of my needs, I'm going to fuck your sisters.
So my bf wanted to cum on my face and I let him. Afterwards I wiped some off, wiped it across his forehead and said, "The king has returned".
we went from five shot glasses to three in one night. we lost 'badass' and gumbi, but the ninja turtle survived. courtney says to avoid any more casualties we're not allowed to use shot glasses past 1am. and we're not allowed to throw them
I want my tombstone to read "making poor life decisions since 1993"
You ran into the tattoo shop screaming PIERCE MY TITIES
He didn't have much of a personality. But I had like 100 orgasms, so that's cool.
Be safe. If you have intercourse with a boy use so many condoms this his penis is no longer recognizable.
i need to get crying drunk at the bar more often. i end up going home with guys who have big penises. its like God is saying "there, there, this will cheer you up".
Greetings from Florida; the armpit of the US, where my 240something lb brother nearly got carried away by some aggressive woodland mosquitoes. I was only spared because they could probably sense I was currently semi-disassociating and would not feel the suffering their presence wrought.
Anyway, how was your day?
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