I just hope my dad was drunk enough to not remember the whole convo we had about anal.
Yeah i mean there's 3 guys fighting over me. It would just be bitchy of me not to get with at least 1.
i just saw a guiness commercial where the guiness was on the verge of spilling the whole time. i was on the edge of my seat scared shitless. im an alcoholic.
I didnt realize til after I got out of her apartment and into the lobby that we lived in the same building.
So two questions...why am I covered in muffins and are there pictures of this.
Well, if they're both my boyfriend.. Then i cheated on both of them.
I mean if she was naked in my room I would talk to her
we hooked up. but it was that weird mix of getting naked and watching Balto that made it so awesome.
Let me start this apology by saying I'm sorry that I bit your penis.
She's drinking vodka out of a windex bottle. She is spraying it in her mouth and at strangers.
He stood up, threw the bag of bud between me and Tory, yelled "Fight" and then ran upstairs for the pizza
I know he is still a student. I am not asking if his being an underwear model makes it more ethical, just less prosocutable.
Just high enough for therapy.
i don't know what body building stuff he's on, but his cum is basically a 5 hour energy shot.
Is there one of me peeing? If so do I look bangable in it
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