school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
porn bloobers exist! never have i laughed so hard while jerking off!
its a long story involving jim bean, an owl, and a knife
He sang nursery rhymes to my vagina to get me to have sex with him..
If you try to operate on me with a Bic pen and vodka, I'm never talking to you again
She just admitted to me that she was a pinecone.
I have no idea why I said that. I have no idea why anything happened last night, I broke my toaster making a egg. I'm going to quit drinking.
I think I'm in love. He's everything I ever wanted for myself, just with a lot more drugs.
We're walking, taxis are a waste of money that can be spent on alcohol.
I'm gonna go to bars and pick up women hopped up on democracy.
When you woke up the first word out of your mouth was "whoa"
I was feeling the aftermath of his penis
My weirdest encounter with a stranger though was when for some reason they just gave me a box of unopened socks. Needless to say, I never used them.
There's hope in those eyes, for a better tomorrow or more cocaine, we may never know, but there's hope.
wait you fucked a guy who wears k-swiss? seriously?
I know, im living my 7th grade dream
sarah's view on last night: a threesome to make things less awkward. oh, well done.
Randomize
