ron's 8" boning knife is for sale. oh and it comes with a flavor injector.
High?
hahahahaha turkey breast
if my college career had corporate sponsors, they would be natty light and aim toothpaste.
OMG - This guy with a mullet just told me - it wasn't a mullet - but his hair dresser layered it wrong. It's so walmart in here. I hate you.
His dick might not be the answer to my problems, but I'm definitely ok with testing it as a possible solution.
please dont pick me up from the airport dressed like a terrorist.
I was to the point where my socks were drenched in ranch dressing
I hate that you live in a gated community. I feel your guard judges me every time I go to your house at 3 am an leave at 5am
The cab driver is now flexing at a red light...
nothin like your phone freezing up and sending out old booty calls at 11am on a sunday. fml.
If you've never been pounded by an Eastern European body builder, I would highly recommend it.
I'm trying to get weird tonight. Like I want to see bitches crawling on all fours drinking milk from bowls and shit by 5 am. You down?
He was super adorable, like I wanna pinch his cheeks while I fuck him...
I'm like bob the builder except I'm fixing boners.
Bill says he deeply regrets the incident with the soda bottle
I just ate broccoli before drinking. Does that make me a responsible adult?
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