Dude I just witnessed a midget touching himself and singing the chorus to somebodys watching me by michael jackson... it kinda turned me on
I got to see an enormous amount of vagina this morning.
yea..i want to get out of new york for a bit too but for the love of god not to new jersey. that's like getting tired of the stripclub and getting yourself a toothless prostitute.
he wrote Vegans should suck on cow dick on her wall with permanent marker. thats how he got the black eye
Your brother just informed me that half a mouthful is a unit of measurement. I love talking to members of your family.
A. What the fuck are period panties? B. Don't ever wear them around me... or bears.
There was a community pot of Ramen, and if you were in the pool you were either fully clothes or ass naked.
His ankle bracelet went off in the middle of sex. That makes a girl reevaluate her life...
he's speaking broken english and calling me isaac.. this is not the australian i ordered for a one nighter
I swear 95% of pictures on my phone are from drunken nights I don't remember with me doing a peace sign alone in somebody's bedroom.
i woke up in his neighbors pool house. Not sure how I got here but there is people swimming outside. how do I escape?
just fucking run.
I think this is the rare instance where the babysitter should get sex as payment from the person being babysat plus you'll get birthday sex. It's a win-win.
In your drunken glory you promised me, tongue, 12 naked pics, and 1,800 breakfasts.
he's just got his life so together and it makes my pussy wet.
Turns out I screen transfered my streaming trucker restroom porn vid to the downstairs neighbors'TV instead of my own, damn you chromecast
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