I know right? mind you this is the same woman who told me when I was 12 that oral sex just meant talking dirty
Totally saw a hot amputee. I think this is called character growth.
My booty call said shes done doing the walk of shame. Wtf is that?
It's what anyone that sleeps with you, specifically, does when they leave. Some do it even when they just think of you.
You were telling me to give my phone mouth to mouth so it wouldn't die.. Should i be worried for you?
I am dripping wet and slathered in glitter and banana mush. I love gay guys.
Dude. Hurry up. They just blessed the tequila.
thats the 2nd threesome ive been accused of this week
You take your time. Wallowing in last nights filth is the best way to get over a hangover
And the funny thing is when I went to the kitchen this morning, all 4 pizzas were still there in their boxes, untouched. My question to you is: what were we eating last night?
I'm trying to decide whether it's worth it to masturbate in this gas station bathroom
People are stripping in McDonalds. Do I join?
YES.
Some cougar Brit said she loved me. America is bouncing back.
She wouldnt stop trying to stick her finger in my ass. I wish she wasnt so hot
I'm not sure if I should pay him or he should pay me, but someone should get paid for the sex I had this morning.
I am sweating Crown. It all went wrong when the ratio hit 50-50
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