their songs make me feel all the things I wanna feel. Ya dig?
and what kinds of feelings would these be?
Happy, horny, occasionally hungry
He said he wanted to see my room, not my womb. It's a common mistake.
Woke up in a kilt. And it's not my kilt. Drinking was a success.
I wanna take him on a special date, something that says I banged your brother but since he moved I want you
Maybe before the beach I should get a tracking chip in my arm.
I can't believe she made out with my 15 year old brother. That kid can seriously pull.
It's not that I'm in love with her, so much as I would love to be her lesbian experience.
Do you think I shall pursue this journey to the center if the dick?
Great news! In less than 2 hours, I'm ripping your underwear off with my teeth!
New low reached: a cockroach has actually drowned itself in our dirty dishes. We are heathens. Cleaning dance party tonight. No excuses.
I don't even have his number. I have his pants tho
What's your opinion on eating ass? Just looking for a yes or no
It's hard not to feel like a terrible person with bruises on your tits.
So I don't think the seahorse breeding thing is gonna work.
That was random, even for you Mom.
The party pretty much ended once she shit on the couch
Randomize
