doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
I don't think I can fit "I'm sorry for ruining Christmas" on one cake. Better make two.
In retrospect, getting to second base BEFORE anal wouldve been a good idea
don't think this is any sort of attachment thing but if I'm going to throw up regularly at your house, I'm going to keep a tooth brush there
How would u feel about transportimg a penis shaped ice luge to nashville?
We were messing around at his place it was going fine until he said, "I'm going to cum, hand me the shot glass"
TONIGHT IS GOING TO BE A FUCKING BLAST. EVEN IF I HAVE TO SET OFF A BUNCH OF FIREWORKS IN YOUR KITCHEN.
you texted him "it's time for the no pants dance", please get your tubes tied.
I wanted to make out with that blonde just so I could deck her boyfriend and make things interesting.
At least that would be something.
Dude, I came home and you were passed out halfway through the front door in your Minnie Mouse outfit... with a beer still in hand
turns out my ex girlfriend has become my most successful wingman. life is fuckin weird sometimes
And my parents said I crawled through the house
Well he wouldn't kiss me so I made out with a German girl, took a shot with my boss, and I think I sprained my ankle. It was a quiet Sunday for me.
I don't remember much, but I remember he called me the dick whisperer, so it must not have been all bad.
You don't understand. This boy has the Mona Lisa of cocks.
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