You should see what I'm doing to your stuffed animals
they said they heard you say put it in my butt
So there's 10 guys in this picture..I've made out with 5 of them. does this make me a slut?
eh 50% isn't bad..i'd say 80% is slut material.
She tried to wake me up by touching my dick. I kept pretending to be asleep.
Bad idea. College students cannot afford both alcohol and a cat. Unless said cat is irish, and can feed itself with fifths of whisky.
You know I ate twenty hot dogs in an hour once.
I am honestly so surprised you are a lesbian.
What if he turns back to me, finds me seemingly fondling my breasts, and thinks I'm turned on by eagles?
ON A SIMILAR NOTE MY DICK SIZE PSYCHIC SKILLS ARE SO GOOD
The sex is great, I just think it'd be better if we listened to Deftones during it.
My balls are resting on a block of frozen cheese in a sealed bag
I encourage you to ignore feeling. Drinking more helps
I need to wash the frat house off of me
you never un-have a 4some
Just don't have sex while watching Home Alone. It will ruin Christmas for you.
you missed a good time last night.
you texted me at 10 telling me to come fuck you, that says enough.
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