I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
Todays lesson: Chew your food better when your drunk. I almost choked throwing up this morning.
He must be back home now. He moved his box of beer from her porch to ours.
at last call she tried to get the bartender to fill her flask. when he refused, i had to stop her from trying to pour the rest of her beer in there.
just peed on the 7/11 floor and casually left. Omg so drunk
Sorry for drunk singing "love hurts" to you at 3 am.
She just fell in the river. Meet us downstream with the bottle.
I don't think my prof knows we've noticed her No Bra Fridays.
So he was supposed to be helping me with my math but instead we ended up drinking coconut rum in his basement and having sex. I think my mom was right, getting a tutor will be good for me. Relieves the stress.
well he somehow got his hand stuck in some bike spokes trying to reach for a blunt he dropped and that's NOT the reason he's in the hospital...?
I'll be there with bells on. And by "bells" I mean "jäger bombs". And by "on" I mean "being poured down my gullet".
So somehow today's lecture on the immune system turned into me having to stand up and explain female ejaculation to the class.
I need a conscience and I need it yesterday.
He made me watch a sex tape him and his gf made. They were in the shower when her roommate walked in on them. Not kidding: she asked to join in.
I hate him. He gets laid, my dick gets laughed at.
I think it's important to not involve Bar Food in any near future decisions.
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