fuck, i think i'm broken. Alchyhol air mattress = the suck.
its easy. just sleep with a bunch of guys until one falls in love
please come get me his dick is out. i'm sitting on his couch and his dick is out. come now
We're having the conversation about what happened last night, all we can come up with is that we came home, drank two litres of lemonade, I took one of her seizure pills and we fell asleep with sabrina the teenage witch on
He got about halfway through singing "Drift Away" before he passed out and broke my coffee table.
Don't worry we found her. Somehow she ended up on my roof with 2 bar stools
French people screaming and throwing stuff out the window. We told the manager and he's pissed and going up there. This is gonna be like cops. Maybe better than cops.
Hey, it's Thrasher! From the hospital!
Sleeping in a car was not on my list of plans for the night.
I got my eyebrow ring humped out. How is that even possible?
When he was going down on me I referred to him as "Lord Snow" and HE GOT IT. HE GOT THE GAME OF THRONES REFERENCE. I AM IN LOVE
It was 6am and he went immediately for the 69. WTF?? 6am is WAY to early for acrobatics.
He was publicly touching my boobs before I even knew he's a famous World Cup skier.... That's how hot he was
You call it sex. I call it penis conditioning.
You did an excessive amount of blow and then screamed "WHO THE FUCK NEEDS A LADDER?!" And then Mario style wall-jumped onto the roof. It was one of the most impressive things I've ever seen.
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