he's 25, hott, and leaving for iraq tuesday, i wanna get in as much as possible...
your life is a nick sparks novel waiting to happen
Based on how hungover I feel today, it makes more sense that the bouncer didn't let me in to that bar.
That's ok. Our relationship has a solid foundation of booze and questionable behavior.
You just kept taking about baking cornbread and doing your physics. Even drunk assed random you is a better student than me.
I think the best part was when you jumped over me naked.
If anyone could figure out how to pee on someone's soul, it would be you.
You always know what to say to make me feel better.
Woke up in the middle of my kitchen clutching a cheesy gordita crunch
he woke me up with all the stuff I had at his house in boxes i had to unwrap my own belongings and he said. Happy v-day its time to see ya day! Worst day ever
Walked in on my roommate covering his dick in blue frosting. Am staying with my folks for the Forth. See you Monday if the brain bleach works.
Man I can't wait till Thursday if strippers and beer are what you consider "research"
The port-o-potty that I peed in last night didn't actually have a toilet in it. And i never told anyone until this moment.
That's true because who the fuck doesn't love Harry Potter and beer
I'm just the girl with the breathalyzer keychain, and I embrace that.
why do guys have to express their feelings when they know your seeing someone else ? I fucked him anyways to make him feel better , and to know what he's missing.
He ate me out in a golf cart while I watched the sunset. You are so right, golf skirts do provide amazing access.
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