that's fine. btw we still need $500 for the donkey...
How was last night?
She looked like Delta Burke in her fat Designing Women days ... and she just left like 2 minutes ago. Right after breakfast.
Have you seen my high heels that I wore out?
You mean the one that you threw at the parked cop car or the one in the microwave?
i yelled out "tuesday" during orgasim. he fucked me into 2 days from now.
Only in this snowstorm did have I realized the lengths I'll go to to get laid.
we decided it was best to cut you off after we caught you trying to "baptize" my cat in the jungle juice
I found out what happened to that girls weave last night. It was draped over a bush in my backyard.
Don't judge them too harshly for getting kicked out of a strip club. Happens to the best of us.
You are the coolest girlfriend ever.
you left the hospital looking like the grudge, your mom and I were pushing you in a wheel chair and you yelled peace out fuckers.
So, settle a debate for my housemates. Have you measured your dick. And how long. Results Will not be disclosed
I'd tell u there's strippers to make you get here faster, but that would be a blatant lie... There's strippers here.
I took the pregnancy test for shits and giggles, but neither shits nor giggles were had.
What's the policy on calling guys who have kids daddy...
i told them you weren't like that.. and they laughed at me?
I think my dick has healed enough that we can start having sex again
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