During sex he started singing that song in Forgetting Sarah Marshall--"Inside of You"--by Russell Brand
At Coney Island the sign for the rollercoaster The Cyclone says, "Make sure your glasses and weave are secure."
I was just at the urinal, started to go, then farted, then said oh yea out loud, then heard someone move in the stall behind me
Your dick is once again the conversation topic.
You must have had one hell of a time explaining to that girl why aladin soundtrack was playing on repeat in your room when you got back
sometimes i think i'm bisexual but then i realize the only girl i'm attracted to is myself.
Just made out with the bride... She was still in her dress & I was still in my bridesmaid dress, how's that for an album picture?!?
What do you mean you don't pregame your bikini waxes?
I was chocking and even did the sign for it..And you continued to just laugh
you screamed santa and jumped in front of 50 kids to tell him you wanted a bong for christmas.
Because you know it would be fucking amazing to get trashed and shatter the dreams of 12 year old girls. I might get a shirt.
Is there any chance I can see you without pouring vodka on your head?
Thanks for your number, i want to ski with you, do party with you and sleep with you. Lucas.
I had a dream where I was about to fight you but you were dressed like a greek god and had just killed a werewolf with your bare hands
is it sad that a disney movie is making me horny?
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