I dont shave on purpose to keep myself from being slutastic!! it usually works
I know right? mind you this is the same woman who told me when I was 12 that oral sex just meant talking dirty
i can now get sex on a playground off my list of things to do in life.
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
u know whats better than using ur vibrator? using it w/ jeopardy on in the background and half moaning the correct final jeopardy question. yeah that just happened.
I got a chicken sandwich and a frosty out of her. Better then having sex
He's warming up to shark week, by only eating fish and drinking vodka, and all the time he keeps yelling "death to the seals!"
You swear the intervention is for her? I've fallen for that one twice.
Quick question: how do I take a nice picture of my ass? I'm asking you because I figure with an ass like yours you're probably experienced.
Robert just walked in drunk, grabbed my Jameson from me, told me to let him do his thing, and spilled it all over the coffee table. Then he told me to grab a funnel because he was going home.
I got really upset at the McDonald's worker. They should serve nuggets 24/7. Apparently 5am is breakfast for some people.
Dude, for twins they have shockingly different blowjob styles.
STOP FUCKING MY SISTERS!!!!
Please, by all means, tell me what can't be helped by two stiff drinks & a blowjob?
I have no inclination to even want to think about what God's existential meltdown is going to be like. O.o
Well at least ssomeone is or the state is tafing over ir in twligiob
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