elementary school lunch room party. everyone brings their own lunch and can trade stuff. all juice is booze.
You were hopping up and down because you wanted only his strongest sperms to make it to the egg.
Darwin at his finest.
I hope the prosecutor is a dude cause my lawyer is hot.
I'm starting to think The only feelings I have anymore are drunk and hung over
you can't hurt those
Also, I had a dream I had a ray gun and woke up holding my dick.
I figure hes like disneyworld. You know youre only going once or twice in life. Might as well have fun and ride the rides
I wasn't vocally whispering "she wants to bite your dick off" about that kirsten girl was I?
Baked and hanging out with Al from Home Improvement's son. You can't make this shit up. Tuh-rippin balls
I like to think of you as more a magic eight ball of my life's journey?
I lowered my expectations when he started off saying "ah missionary, my specialty"
Chasing my kid around a 30' jungle gym was not how I envisioned spending the day off work to recover from a vasectomy.
He sent me a pic and then I suffered dick amnesia about the rest of that
so i'm with my friends driving on the highway and just saw a guy in the car next to us sucking on a dildo. can't make this shit up.
I think I'm taking after my dog, I just want to hump everything
If by science you mean beer then YES!!!!
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