I've decided to film a documentary centered around how he manages to keep that beast caged in such tight pants
they need to just BURY HIM!
he poured tabasco sauce in my vag.. I'm still having a hard time going to the bathroom.
my brother walked in while we were fucking, silently took my bong from my closet, saluted us and walked out.
So, we're going at it on the sink when a German kid walks in and starts brushing his teeth. I love hostel sex.
I poured myself a glass of chocolate chips at some point during the evening.
Definitely just puked in this corn maze. Families are staring.
You said that about some fat chick sitting on the base of a lamp post and puking. Downright heroic.
I'm going through a really dark time right now
I don't want to hear it man. I just jerked it to a pic of my ex wife in a bikini. Buck up
I may or may not already be in your hot tub when you get home. I have a key to your house and no shame.
You are under a naked attack watch for the whole weekend. Shelter in place.
I'm going to get old and fat one day... probably pretty soon and I'm not going to have any pictures to show to my cats of what I once looked like.
I found one of those wine glass confetti bits in my ass crack.
Her blow jobs are legen wait for it seriously like 9 people I know brag about them dary
Until you've snorted cocaine at 6am before your nursing school clinicals birthing babies you're not on my level
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