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Babe...You're really smothering me right now
i just turned barefoot contessa into a drinking game. everytime she uses a knife butter or salt i drink.
there is a ziplock bag over sangria in a wineglass in the fridge...classy?
lets put it this way..we'd win on tool academy
Instead of just putting in it he asked "will you do the honors?" it was the cutest thing I had ever heard before sex.
Its that time of year where we just drink more instead of dressing warmer
sorry about having a shotput competition with your microwave, seemed like a good idea at the time
Ok not good, my info has definitely been submitted to this sugar daddy website before.
I WANT MY VAGINA TO POUND AT NICE THINGS.
Okay so my USC tutor just offered to eat me out. I think I'm definitely applying to USC.
You would think the bank would reward me for getting my account down to 3 cents without overdrafting it.
His last name was woodcox? That just screams I've got a great penis
Reminder: You could have had sex with me while wearing a tiara.
Be safe. If you have intercourse with a boy use so many condoms this his penis is no longer recognizable.
Please tell me why we have been neighbors since elementary school and waited until the night before I moved to fuck.
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