Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
question: from what angle do you give a hand job. im confused..
Also, I'm sewing my entire Halloween costume by hand. I better get laid at every single party I go to.
Mattress luging...It's a long story.
Oh just living the dream. And by living the dream I mean drinking franzia out of a martini glass and watching family matters. Also, drinking every time Carl Winslow has a mustache and Eddie wears MC Hammer pants
that was after you ironed the burrito. didn't leave much cheese on the ironing board though
... thanks for letting me perform minor surgery on myself last night.
I figured if you were smart enough to sterilize with vodka, you could handle it.
Drinking with mariachis at jimmy johns.
No it's cool, He's been doing my English papers in exchange for lap dances since the eleventh grade. We're very professional.
Ps. I feel like I may pee myself this weekend. Either drunkenly or out of excitement. Toss up
I'm ready to sell my soul to the strip club tonight
It was good. Ended up having a 3 hr make out session with her
What is this high school
There was a lot of catching up to do bro
I feel as if I need Plan B just being in the same room as them for more than 5 minutes.
Can we relax the "married man" rule just once?
I may or may not have been feeling patriotic and banged Captain America in a closet. SPOILER ALERT: We broke his shield
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