Does boxed wine and camel crushes signify a college date? Lets hope so
I plan on offering nudes to any guy that wants to give me notes from the past five weeks of class
I've been here 20 minutes and some creepy old man told me he wanted to know what my insides felt like. I hate gay bars.
and he said i stripped him down, hand cuffed him to his bed post, and tickled his arm pits, and then continued to watch The Hangover.
My brother just asked if I would keep having one nighters with that guy because he really likes the organic cotton v-necks he leaves behind.
You climbed into the Suite next to us at the game so you could steal the half eaten hot dog someone had left on the table. That high.
Late night whataburger runs are great, except if you're the one that gets left black out drunk puking in the backyard drinking from the water hose
Vaguely remember? You pushed George and two other fellas out the way to hug me, screamed gandalf before chugging your beer and smashing the bottle on the floor. I lolled.
For my birthday I want you to get me in bed with Donald Trump. That is all. You have 3 months
I've discovered my ability to crush a man's ego is greater than my hate for beer.
If I shaved my pubic hair into a heart for valentine's day how much would you judge me?
Also send boobie pics with bobs burgers in background its the only way to get me off anymore
I just got CPR certified, don't make me need these skills so soon
My mom has tinder, she is 45 and has her age setting at 18-29. And she still gets more matches than me
I think I'm the first girl to break a bed with a guy, without even having sex with him while doing so.
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