how is it that boston is so bitchin and the rest of massachusetts sucks so much?
how is it that you still think "bitchin" is an acceptable term anymore?
the jolly green giant just puched the pope. halloween is the best.
just convinced brandon semen are bugs that crawl in your pants and make gooey juice. now hes convinced he has them lmao
We stole your phone last night, texted your brother and told him you wanted it up the ass by him. All he said was "I want ur money."
I really super glued a paper bow tie to my body last night. I need to do less drugs.
I'm considering failing out of my last semester of college just so I can keep fucking him.
Lesbian sex in an alleyway drunk.
Well I can't message him and be like "hey I was behind you in CVS a month ago and I remembered your last name and DOB and looked you up on fb and added you so wanna hang out"
I'm texting an actual stripper. A male stripper. I dont wanna talk about it yet
He licked my mouth. I felt like I was making out with my dog.
Would seriously like to slash his tires but then I feel like I'd have to deal with him longer.
Yeah but who says we can't be shitfaced and tan at the same time?
How long do I have to listen to him talk about the chickens before telling him I just really want to fuck? Note: it's already been twelve minutes.
she peed her pants, took them off, the put them back on. but she only put her legs in one hole.
What time is our conjugal visit?
Umm...who is this?
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