now i know why i became what i already was.
This got awkward about two "Oh yeah"s ago.
Im at the hospital with monitors on and a giant green top hat. i blew a 24somethin. Im fucked.
Umm you don't wanna know how many "I'm sorry for calling you last night" fb wallposts I just had to write...
Even the bar was yelling boobs, so of course the shirt came off
My weekend will be all about the double d's, desert & debauchery
I don't know where I am and I feel like a hippo shat in my mouth. This sofa is comfy though.
I think we should get high on adderall and nair each other again for New years.
Scary truckers and hobos. These are the men I attract
I fell on my face, puked, and had to be rocked to sleep in a hammock. I'd say Europe is a success
Congratulations on your downgrade, shes one hell of a 5
I need to stop getting high and watching documentaries. Wanna go to Japan with me and protest the mass genocide of dolphins?
He's balder, I'm skinnier. I win. I. Win.
Woke up in a cemetery. Puked in front a funeral ceremony that was going on.
I know he's only a bandaid for my emotional disrepair, but he can stick me anytime!!
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