He told me I remind him of his sister...
Was this before or after you did it?
before... I mean, it's been a long time. I just tried not to think of it during.
Finally jerked of with a banana peel.
I hope that the reason I've been psycho on him is that I'm pregnant and not just psycho.
dude. FULL moustache. it was like getting head from Tom Selleck
Just took a celebratory "i havent slept with anyone in this bar" shot. yesssss....
I just got licked by a stripper, not so great anymore.
we are watching a video on ethics because somebody wrote "butt sex" on the attendance sign in sheet
Its like the unofficial aniversary of the loss of her virginity. And I will be giving tours of the spot they did it in and showing how I'm serious when I say the grass doesn't grow there anymore.
i get the sense she is planing new and exciting ways to physically harm me during sex
I passed out drunk and Jane had created a picnic on my chest. I had chips and a hamburger laid out on my boobs. The only reason I woke up is she was trying to feed me too.
I warned you. Don't come crying to me when your vagina refuses to forgive you for this.
he just cleaned his wound with pinnacle whipped
I can't believe i lost my ID... bringing my birth certificate to the club was a weird experience
sorry I called you to cry about the state of the neopets economy
The fact that a spice girls song is stuck in my head is a great sign that my decisions aren't the right ones at the moment...
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