bahahahaha i would laugh soo hard if someone did this for me hahahaha this guy would become my best friend
Contrary to popular belief, while 19 is an attractive age, it does not equate to sexual prowess.
New low: just hacked my moms facebook
Saw shirtless man with angel wing tramp stamp seen biking in my neighborhood. Considering moving.
do people in england often walk their sheep on leashes? or is this guy the exception to the rule?
My teachers should feel privileged to see me this morning, after the amount of alcohol I consumed last night.
I'm sitting the next couple hours out. Puking in a potted plant really put shit into perspective for me.
beyond obliterated. i recall legitimately trying to use a ballpoint pen as eyeliner.
He grabbed onto my boobs while slipping on ice then proceeded to drag me down with him I'm not predicting head in his future
So you plan on doing double washing machine sex? Like. A double date. But with sex. On a washing machine..?
I got rejected. By another girl. At a red light. In front of seven shirtless cyclists in the middle of the night. How is that normal?!?
It's a gay bachelor party, it's not like dignity is to be expected
STOP SETTING ME UP WITH GUYS YOU MEET ON CRAIGSLIST
I think girls have an advantage in chugging contests. We know how to just open our throats.
Tonight is an "I'm lonely and single so I'm going to curl up in a warm, melatonin and vodka enriched ball in the corner of my bed with a cat." kind of night.
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