I thought she was going to get passionate and throw her on the bed and fuck her, but she just started breaking stuff.
That's the thing about women.
We should be called the Road Head Warriors
went out last night and woke up on the bathroom floor again, thinking about just moving my bed in there.
its time to go be "that drunk guy nobody knows"....again.
even iPhones love lady gaga. everytime I type haha it trys to correct it to gaga. this is bullshit...
Results of pregaming honors college basketball social: 18 points, 3 blocks, and 3 flagrant fouls leading to 2 broken bones on former valedictorians. I'm doing this more often.
If drinking before honors events and injuring our universities brightest doesn't get you kicked out of the program, you're not trying hard enough.
I can't break up with him, I ran the math. Taking into account his 7 inch penis and the standard deviation from average, almost 90% of guys should have a smaller penis than he does.
Really? Penis math? This is why guys shouldn't date female engineers.
Damn, it's been so long since I had sex I could use the cobwebs from my vagina to decorate for Halloween.
He brought wine and beer. I'll put my pants on for wine and beer.
Best part of Friday afternoon drinking? Having ping pong balls thrown into my cleavage.
Can't decide if it was more awkward buying sheets together or disposing of them afterwards
I just got a lecture from your coked out sister about the monetary value of Dothraki hair braids. Take her home.
After my second liter of German beer, nothing D-cup or larger is safe near me.
Right?? Give me some apple scented candles and I'm a fall wet dream
The married guy I've been fucking broke it off because I'm not a trump supporter and don't share his "traditional values".
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