Loo but I'm already drunk TINIGHT! CAPS ATTACK
I really think my ability to vom without making noise mmight be my most useful talent
You kept making up "snapple facts" every time you opened a beer.
you called her butter tits and then threw up in your cup. i dont know if theres any way to come back from that
Snuck into a camper in someone's yard. Hotboxing. Can't wait until they go in it.
He gave me a hug and said "He doesn't deserve you, Anna. Your boobs are great, and I'd fuck you anytime. Any. Place." I need a new 'gay' friend.
Well, if it gives you any indication, when I got there, there was already some dude passed out naked in the treehouse.
I got her number but I don't think I'll be able to smash, I was pretending to be British AND I forgot her name
someone commented on last weekends photos impressed that so many homeless people wanted to take pictures with us. weird that those "homeless people" are our friends... right?
I fucking hate them. They came over and sat on me and made out. On top of me. Who the fuck does that?
You know tonight's gonna be a good night when your already planning on sleeping in a trunk
That’s true love. If they recognize a chocolate mold of your anus.
I feel like my toilet water looks different when outsiders use my bathroom...
Are you high right now?
HOW DID YOU KNOW!
A total of 3 guys left my apartment this morning. That was my first clue to my black out endeavors last night. Gotta love wine Wednesdays.
Really should've known 2020 was gonna suck when the guy dressed as baby new year got arrested at our party 5 past midnight...
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