why am i having a flashback about somewhere we were this weekend with music videos playing? Spike jonze brothers place?? Help me out
Im wearin a dollar bill hat and tgkin a big girl home. Lifi is gmwnd
you're bored at work aren't you?
I'm toying with the idea of beating off under my desk
is it sad that whenever i need to spell "independent" i still sing that one rap song?
If I had a motorized wheelchair, I'd just chase the squirrels on campus all day.
What can I say, we hook up during the holidays.. We're a seasonal couple
Pregnant only lasts nine months, being hot takes way longer to go away. So yes, I will continue to hit on the hot pregnant girl.
Drinking with a woman who gave an anti-drugs speech at my high school. Somehow, not surprised.
Next test. Underwater blowjob. If you fail...out of water blow job
Aww you are cute. With your penis. And failures.
She Kept going around and squirting jello shots into guys mouths. That was her ice breaker.
We'll talk about this tommorrow when I'm not mistaking my fingers for French fries....
MASS TEXT: Lets start a new tradition. Black Friday log pic contest. I'm waiting.
It's not even 8 pm, or Saint Patrick's Day, and Kevin is drunk on my roof humping the air
The guy like flippppped out and made me pay $15 for a car wash. I thought I was being extremely courteous by making sure to puke outside the window
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