I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
super hot butfun
Oops. What a difference a comma and a space make.
Im a photoshop master, i successfully reduced the size of the pupils of all the girls I made out last night with to prove they were not that drunk. So glad the camera goes home with me.
woke up with ski boots on and a kayak in my room... birthday successful? i'd say so
She's licking the seat belt now. Feeling a little uncomfortable
who was wearing the fake mustache? I just found one in my cleavage
I think i just fucked the same guy a second time without realizing it....does that make me a good whore or a bad whore???
Nothing quite like pre-gaming the Kentucky Derby with adderall and adderall. I'm fairly confident I could outrun all of these fucking horses in a foot race right now.
Speaking of gay, some dude in a life vest just goes, we should pull our dicks out! To larry. Were leaving now. I saw penis
Rule number one to being a good adult: don't use your vagina as an icebreaker. Just some wisdom I thought I'd pass down from experience.
First time at a gay bar. I found a surrogate AND sperm donor! The surrogate is straight, so it evens out.
This isn't a because its valentines day booty call, it's a because your cock is phenomenal booty call that happens to be on valentines day..
"I made out with someone too, but then he tried to fuck and I played dead"
I mean like, I missed 30 minutes of star wars to fuck you on Christmas so you must be worth something
yea, she was legit pissed that her rasberry vodka ice cubes never actually froze. but we couldnt convince her otherwise.
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