no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
woke up to moans and hushed"we can't do this with him in here." hope they had a good time
The bar I'm at just passed out smores to everyone. I don't know what it has to do with cinco de mayo but I'm down.
He woke me up at 4am just to lick my nipple. Then he talked in his sleep for 20 minutes about the sex we just had. I think it's safe to say he's a weird one, but I dont care cuz he fucks like a champ.
our conversations pretty much only consist of the phrase 'fuck you'. and the sex is fantastic. we've got a great thing going here.
I barely even remember him. He is just a distant beard in my past.
Nothing says happy gameday like waking up in only an ACC Championship shirt in the qb's bed with a different football player
SHE SITS THERE LIKE A DICK LIKE AN ACTUAL DICK JUST LIMP AND DUMB AND BLAH
Tell me I'm the only person you know who could punch someone at the bar, get escorted out, smoke a cig with the cop who almost arrested me AND get the security guy who escorted me out to buy me drinks.
I just took two shots of Burnerts out of a ladle. Get here now.
The highlight of my night was when you proclaimed that the man standing next to you smelt like grape medicine...
So last night I turned down multiple drinks because "I didn't want to hold them". It's time reevaluate my decisions
I mean, how am I going to build a relationship on trust if he finds out I roofied him?
I hate that I will forever be known as the girl who puked on the front lawn. That only happened once.
It was like I was gay for pay but except being gay I became straight and instead of for pay it was for coke.
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