You know how britney does the hair flip too much in her new videos? Thats me right now
i don't know how boys match. i think shoes & belt are the only thing. it doesn't matter. i just know if they look stupid.
Should I ask him to prom mid fuck? That way he has to say yes.
My dad just told me he used to masturbate to cat woman...he then proceeded to beat my brother in beer pong and wont let me play...
that girl looks like she smells like hot dog water...
just bailed mom out of jail. Tell me i'm not the favorite child
I don't drink so I see St. Patty's as an LSD type of day. Its like a more hardcore 420
How many strippers in the world do you think have had a debate with someone about the NRA?
I want you to know that the guy who peed in your bed got fat.
I thought I would be a proper lady and put my spare panties in a ziplock
the most terrified I've ever been was seeing Danny Devito squirming on the ground in this underwear, covered in hand sanitizer, completely hairless
She puked in the bed, peed in the closet, and woke up on a Rubbermaid in the closet under the stair case
Everytime I give him head I make him rub my back. Teamwork at it's finest.
I'm pretty sure my therapist gave me the green light to fuck him.
I party with great urgency now.
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