just so you know, the whole club saw your tits last night. and booed.
Astroglide: It's like Bengay for your ass.
i just saw a white kid with an afro using a martini shaker as a coffee thermos. go college.
Did you ever notice the eye of Sauron looks like Lindsay Lohan's vagina?
maybe after you take off her top her face will be hotter
we usually just have an Easter beer hunt and never end up at church anyways
i found her half dressed with her feet in the washer..she said it was sooo warm.
I have pink band-aids all over my body, WHAT HAPPENED?
Keg backpack and a Bike
Apparently she saw two women get in a slapping match over a comforter at target yesterday. She said it was awesome. Clearly I take after her.
Well my ankle is fucked up, everytime it pops I have a reminder of $200. Jager bomb night and the day we began to rebuild our friendship.
I was just randomly reminded of the night you were wrapped up in a bed sheet carrying a full bottle of cookie dough vodka and warning neighbors of the weirdos running around
He'll only communicate through snapchat with pictures of him holding his cat or his dick. Bit of Russian roulette opening them in public but I did it anyway.
But I got head on a boat yesterday which was sweet until a bald eagle flew over. Then it became life affirming.
I'm so bored I talked to the Bible guys for 30 minutes.
I offered them beer last time they came here bahaha
Ha! Just garden hosed my vag and thought of you.
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