we watched a tutorial on how to do guidette makeup
For future reference, a lint roller appears to be the easiest way to get glitter out of a beard.
There are no words to adequately express my gratitude for sending me porn you found staring a former classmate.
I wore my underwear in the shower just in case i passed out and you had to come in and get me
I woke up and he had cut my bangs and put makeup on me.
I don't care how good they make you look, you've got to stop sleeping with gay guys.
I was thinking of baby names while I was giving him a blow job
i've never seen someone face fit so perfectly in a toilet bowl
DIN'T JUSGE NE.
OHMYGOD did I try to use pinesol as a mixer?
Its not like i paid for sex. She was stuck there, we simply exchanged rides.
I'm reffing a fight in Fight Club I don't even know what I'm doing
Also, I want you to know, that not only am I apparently the expert on sexting. Our bishop is consulting me later. So my talents are varied.
I'm horny too so maybe we will both recap our regrets on Sunday
All I have in my purse is 10 cents and a plastic ducky.\nI can't explain last night.
She demanded to see my stimulus package, I had to go over.
Randomize
