Awww my brother is growing up soo fast!! He just gave me the, "I know you're high but I won't tell mom n dad" look!
I was eating out this girl yesterday and when I finished, she asked me if I wanted to take any home with me. She was serious, dude!
What does that even mean?
That shit is worth it...they got medicine for that now a days
i was trying to find the best way to say come over and have sex, without saying it.
Our whole friendship has just been time foreshadowing my dick in your mouth.
Triple a is towing cars for free tonight and tomorrow night. Can we take advantage of this ?
I feel as if we moved beyond the hook up stage when she blew me as I drunkenly finished my chicken nuggets.
Captain Morgan didnt let me down when i stand up it feels like the world is trying to hand me rainbows.
I hugged the bouncer as we left.
Why are there jello shots in the kitchen drawer?
oh so have I but I'd still suck a dick or 20 in the name of freedom.
Xanax and full house Tuesday is now Percocet Sunday
how early is too early to start drinking over the gilmore girls revival
So I almost broadcasted the porn from my phone to the boardroom chrome cast
I BLEED THE BLOOD OF MY ANCESTORS WHO FOUGHT SO BRAVELY FOR MY FREEDOM
cool u want pads or tampons
tampons please
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