try this...when you orgasm scream his address including city state and zip...
He just made me a heart out of cocaine... i think i'm in love
So high. I just took a picture of my chewed gum so I can remember to paint a picture of it as a cloud later.
I just smoked pot in front of my old Elementary School. It's like my Childhood and Adulthood are coming together in this awesome thing.
you had sex with a 30 year old who doesn't have a cell phone but does have an 8 year old son.
he's 29.
Does it make me a prostitute if I accepted a Life House concert ticket for giving this guy head?
No. It just means your good at giving head.
Okay well someone asked "IS HE HOMELESS?" about me so I need to try and find somebody.
I figure hes like disneyworld. You know youre only going once or twice in life. Might as well have fun and ride the rides
I've seen people win free drinks for a lot less dude, no need to drop trou on a piano.
I realized after pounding back 151 and head banging into each other to "the drop" of that dub step song, that we weren't meant to have boyfriends at this point in time.
I yelled at the dude who smoked him up "YOU'RE THE REASON I'M NOT GETTING LAID" then went to bed. So yeah, I guess it was an ok night.
That moment when you see yourself in a security camera feed and realize you forgot a bra. And pants.
By talk things out did he mean have passionate angry sex?
You let the ASEXUAL teach sex Ed?!
It should be perfectly legal to tase anyone not wearing a mask.
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