if you don't start talking to me i'm gonna tell your gf that you said she tastes bad
Everything about him screamed your future.
Fighting the police is like screwing a fat girl, if I'm drunk enough I'll do it
I started the year with 2,800 dollars and am now down to 83 dollars-one of which i use to snort my focalin. I have given up on food and am perplexed as to how I can make 82 dollars last more than two weekends for booze
Just got booked to do a bachelorette party for a polygamist wedding. And notice I only text you to rub things in your face and show you my life shits on yours. Daily.
I thought you just gave him blowjobs and he criticized your drug use.
I'm. Arresyed bur sierra ue obbe of mt vet friends. I hope we can tyajk ane gwt ob the same page. Ur aweaome ttyl.
Lots of alcohol last night skiing this morning = me throwing up off chairlift
you know what would be perfect? if you flew in on a horse/cat holding taco bell and then you swooped me up and took me to disney world and it was magical
Bad Decision October is in full swing. I was telling people that "I put on eye makeup today, I'm takin' a dude home with me!".
Yeah, last night in the parking lot was hot. I'm sure whoever has the surveillance tapes thinks so too.
Pretty sure when I woke up the next morning we were still fucking. It just didn't stop.
I wore Yonce braids out last night and made out with a man and a woman #bowdown is right
I came back from England with a face tattoo and the only thing anyone can talk about is my beard.
Definitely didn't just make out with a guy the same height as me just because we wanted to see what it would be like to not have to reach up....
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