do herpes really smell.
I know you didn't add your TWO random hook ups from the weekend to your FB friends AND change your status to "Good Catholic Girl" on the same day.
The only downside so far to having a guy roommate is that when he's doing a walmart run, I just can't bring myself to ask him to pick up a pregnancy test for me. I feel like that's just too much too soon.
she was like the girl next door.. if you lived next door to a whorehouse
Last night I dipped into my beer fund to pay for groceries. SINCE WHEN ARE MY PRIORITIES SO WHACK???
Apparently 'she used to sleep with my brother' is not an acceptable answer to how do you know each other.
All i know if I'm throwing uo into a bag with a smiley facE on it right now and this is not a smileuy face time right nowe
Made out with a chick in front of a girl I'm banging and successfully reDENNISed her within 9 hours
There was a tour on campus today, and there were two girls i went to high school with in the group. They saw me and ran up to me as i was unlocking my door. when i opened it, kate was laying in a pile of glitter and beer cans. We need to reevaluate.
It is very possible that having sex with you just now just got me into Yale
He might not have any marketable talents, but the kid dry humps like no other.
How do you clean puke off a stuffed bear?
She handed me scissors and told me that they were the ones with the lowest probability of having been used to trim someone's pubes.
if they didn't want us to do blow at uni, why would they make textbooks so smooth?
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