I was about to buy asher roth's album and then i realized he was a ginger. can't support
new midget porn idea. Wizard of Jizz: Munchkins Revenge
he kept bringing up different times we had sex and i wouldnt say anything back. i would never confirm nor deny the situation...like a politician ya kno
i checked my sent messages this morning and i had apparently tried to text the bar, saying "idk what i drank, do you?"
I've gotten 23 condolence texts about Germany's defeat. I got 3 for our break-up. That's how much my friends don't like you.
He had Jail Releases phone number programed into speed dial on his phone.
I feel like I'm a marionette being lifted around. Four Loko.
Totally using formspring as an incognito way of making sure that girl from last night wasn't jailbait.
i'm duct taped to my bed with a condom in my hand. something went wrong
Came to from my blackout with native american warrior facepaint on I'm too old for this shit
The facepaint not the blacking out
Well I let her practice her tattooing on me. This shaky dragon on my arm says Im getting laid.
I got a message from the hook up gods today that it's time to move on. It came in the form of me being shoved in a closet naked and stuck in there for 30 min well he watched boy meets world with his brother.
I really wanted to suck your dick, but I also didn't want to miss any of the movie
Pro: Drunk Portland Strip Club. Con: Monday morning hangover at work. Pro: boobs. Con: Sleep deprivation. The Pro's are winning.
I would agree. Add some coffee to the booze. It will cut down on sleep deprivation.
So I fell alseep while I was motorboating that girl last night infront of the entire party.
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