at least he lost his v-card with a bang... or should i say the clap.
Would you like me to write a persuasive essay on how you should let me suck your dick?
Can we please not be like these pathetic people in their thirties who only get drunk when they go see Sherrill Crow?
My google history shows every combination of "red lobster cheesy biscuits" possible.
Am I allowed to say that I would really enjoy blowing you again? Or does that fall into the "nothing changes between us" catagory?
See this is what happens when we don't have sex everyday
His penis without viagra is what breaks my heart.
Softest bathroom rug I've slept on in my life, there have been many
your bra might or might not be a decoration on me and my roomies xmas tree haha
Can't decide which I like more. Telling a girl she's pregnant or telling her she has herpes. It's the little things that make medicine tolerable.
I broke my arm trying to do a hand stand in my shower to wash the hate out of my asshole.
Just had my first american. He tasted like freedom.
Yeah the last text says "How many your ass,,,,, prepare it" so take that for what it is
It's 1am and I'm on LSD and I have diarrhea in a Dunkin Donuts. Help me
I'd like to have a moment of silence for all the dicks she's broken off
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