i think he might wanna be bffs again, but idk cause we're friends again but we haven't been bff since like a year. i don't know what to think...
wow. what a nail bitter. i need popcorn for this. brb
Sometimes I feel like I shouldn't drink when I come out of a black out half naked covered in puke. Then I realize thats why I drink.
i no longer even have beer goggles. i'm pretty sure i blacked out and had beer lasik.
I'm listening to bach and watching porn,is that a sign of depression?
Quite the contrary. Sophistication.
At this point can I suggest a mail away bride. You judge Nick but you are a strange dude and that may be your ticket.
We had 15 min before last call. Exact quote "let's see how drunk we can get."
I'm allowing myself one mistake a year. He gets to be 2012.
The plane down was full of newly weds and I counted 5 pairs of mile high club members. Actually, one might have been a group membership discount.
I'm not sure New Orleans is real. Even the grocery stores sell vodka.
Apparently there was a black out and the security alarms went off except I was convinced it was the microwaves and made ben unplug them all then got really frustrated cos he wasnt doing it right
Ultimate fat girl moment: I promised him my mouth for the night if he bought me a funnel cake..
Nothing says "I'm sorry for shitting in your bed" like an Olive Garden gift card
Are you in a position where you can bring me some nachos?
Fuck my life... Im so horny Im gonna take it out on this sandwich
I just had a mini meltdown cause I thought they forgot to put the cheese packet in my mac and cheese. I'm having an awful week.
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