The elaphant ear plant popped a new leaf ! Wahoo !
Im gonna name my vag after egypt, "the valley of kings"
THE PICTURE OF PEPPERMINT MOCHA MADE ME WANT TO TOUCH MYSELF
They're sharing a mixed drink at a bar with straws...its like a disney movie with booze
Nothing makes my dick softer than hot girls in rain boots.
They wouldn't let me go to sleep at the police station while I was waiting to bail u out. YOU OWE ME
We were just talking bout putting on helmets and going fo a car ride just to see how ppl react. I will def fit in here haha
So how much of last night are we going to pretend never happened? Enough to stay friends?
can't blv i tried using a "backpack" as a unit of measurement...i drank a lot of beer last night
I left my pipe in my center console with a bowl packed when I took my car to the shop, and when I picked it up the weed had been smoked, but my oil change was only half price.
You do realize how pathetic it is when the woman who does your bikini waxes has seen your vagina more than I have
How bad is it I'm looking at his cock while waiting to see my therapist?
Still stoned. I like your bong. It can stay. No others, though.
Do you think I need to report to HR that the intern and I had butt sex?
That was the first time ive ever slept with a girl with a q in her name
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