yo I wanna see you, bring that beard of yours
I just got a ticket for shitting on a sand dune.
ENDLESS SCROLLING ON TUMBLR WAS MADE FOR HIGH PEOPLE!
Im drinking a large pickle jar full of Emergency, water and left over pickle juice and I dont care.
I guess since this is supposed to be my year of the lesbian it's okay
I asked him if we could hang out sometime when we weren't hammered. He said he'd email me his number... that's when I knew I was going to die alone
I have chafed skin from the handy she gave me. I told her that and she said return the favor when it heals. I'm in love.
Jesus, you make out with one twin then sleep with the other and suddenly they don't want to play soccer with you... So sensitive...
My Canadian brought me three bottles of maple syrup, a sunflower, and a pair of Oakleys back to the states...he's either drunk or he loves me
Hahaha perfect. Let's start stopping drinking tomorrow
I'm six Popsicles away from an existential breakdown.
They left around 10:00 this morning. I've been naked since 10:01.
The uber man and I sat in silence. With my underwear in my purse and my dress shoved in the pocket of the hoodie the guy gave me.
Casey, if you want the continuing love of our mother, you're gonna need to stop drunk texting her from PCB.
It's magical, I'm just dancing. It's like prom but by myself and with less clothes.
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