i permit you to call me
That was around the time you tried to kick me out for being rude to your fish.
I don't know, But i remember him licking ecstasy off my boobs and my boyfriend cheering him on
We should have cut you off when you asked the can driver if you could ride in the trunk.
I don't give a damn about what he wants to do with his life. Personalities are for pussies.
I was wondering why he was in my phone as "Cat Guy", he seemed pretty normal. Then when we woke up he was wearing a shirt with a picture of his cat on it. The name stays.
I'm eating hummus off of my stomach right now.
I think I accidentally agreed to be someone's surrogate
I woke up in my tom cruise outfit with my house key tied to my thong....
Hahaha more like walk of pride. You entered the lions den last night.
We're going to ride the bus of mixed signals all the way to unrequited love town and that's where I'm going to live my life and then die.
He said it only counts if it ends up on the internet
We laughed, we cried, we fucked, we shirked our familial and work related responsibilities. They could make a movie about the last 40 hours of our lives.
I just used a coke ridden $20 bill to buy Girl Scout cookies
It should be perfectly legal to tase anyone not wearing a mask.
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