I would say the hottest chick there looked like Susan Boyle and the ugliest like Bea Arthur
Nice use of current day folklore
Best moment of my life. I just got a text from some random number that said i can't wait to touch you. Her name is kiara and she had the wrong number.
She was drinking straight whiskey out of her peacock shaped vase again.
i walked outside and you were driving up the stairs to her apartment
I shouldn't trust a guy I just met with the pull out method. That's a big responsibility.
i get the sense she is planing new and exciting ways to physically harm me during sex
That white girl was surprised to see orange pubes around my black cock. Happy Halloween!
SORRY! Pervert came out for a bit. BAD PERVERT! BACK IN YOUR HOME!
Hey man, I found your crocs and your visor in the road. Got em for you.
Well I have rug burns in both armpits, somehow. So yes you should have been here
Gotta get new sheets. ..I fucked the satin off mine.
Gave her a puke bucket just in case. She filled the bottom of it with tears. Super sad. Although I am super proud she didn't puke. That was a lot of Fireball.
Like he was trying to be sexy but he had shit taste in porn so i left
I JUST NEEDED TO TELL YOU I JUST FUCKED TWO BOYS IN THE SPAN OF LIKE THREE HOURS AND ONE OF THEM WAS MY SISTERS PROM DATE FROM HIGH SCHOOL IM LOWKEY BOTH PROUD AND ASHAMED
The only words I could make out were "Dicksmash McIroncock".
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