This chick just checked into her walk of shame on Foursquare... I think I'm in love.
It was an igloo shaped doghouse, I was obligated to hotbox it
By the end of the cruise, there was literally nothing in our room he hadn't peed on.
Well let's just say that she ended up trying to get it in with the wheelchair guy, who btw, can get an erection and quickly I might add
In a car. Threw up in my mouth. Haven't said a word in 10 minutes.
Making jello shots drunk, i apologize ahead of time if they are too strong Can't taste anything.
I think I just saw my 8th grade band teacher trying to pick up a hooker
I don't think everyone found it as funny as I did... Nothing says "Party's Over" like the sound of a pump action shotgun.
then you said,"Take this damn cabbage!" although it was actually your shirt. i found you in the elevator of his building.
Every time I see him I get horny. I can't help it!
Just stop. You're making other wives look bad. We are all starting to hate you.
i came so hard i kicked through my windshield
I couldn't do it. You can't break up after that many orgasms. It's physically impossible.
If I send you a picture of a dick will you give me your honest reaction?
At this point, I wouldn't be surprised if he laughs at all of our attempts to keep him sober.
It's a lot harder to work after sex than it is to work drunk... just saying.
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